大便诗                                                                               手拿机密武器，脚踏黄河两岸。  前面激光扫射，下面反恐乱炸。                   分手诗
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搂外青山搂外搂，你不爱我我不愁。
世上美女到处有，她会比你更温柔。                  
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                                           日照香炉屁升烟， 遥看厕所在天边。
                                           飞流直下三千屎， 妈的没带卫生纸